Lotion your ass my friend. Also I appreciate your sense of humor. You should have a will where you want double open casket funeral, like a little hole in the bottom on the coffin with a mirror so ppl can see your tattoo.

Is Elmer aiming at your butthole? Because if so, it’s also my favorite tattoo.

That is disturbingly funny

Me and my friends, when we were young idiots (as opposed to old idiots, which I have slowly turned into) would tell people we had a tattoo of a rabbit on our ass.

The goal was to get the opportunity to ask if they wanted to see it, or otherwise get an excuse to moon them. When it worked right, the person would say something about the obvious lack of a tattoo there, with the equally obvious punchline of “oh, it must have jumped in the hole”.

I did say we were idiots lol

I have “Your Name” on my left cheek, hehehe