Me and my friends, when we were young idiots (as opposed to old idiots, which I have slowly turned into) would tell people we had a tattoo of a rabbit on our ass.
The goal was to get the opportunity to ask if they wanted to see it, or otherwise get an excuse to moon them. When it worked right, the person would say something about the obvious lack of a tattoo there, with the equally obvious punchline of “oh, it must have jumped in the hole”.
Me and my friends, when we were young idiots (as opposed to old idiots, which I have slowly turned into) would tell people we had a tattoo of a rabbit on our ass.
The goal was to get the opportunity to ask if they wanted to see it, or otherwise get an excuse to moon them. When it worked right, the person would say something about the obvious lack of a tattoo there, with the equally obvious punchline of “oh, it must have jumped in the hole”.
I did say we were idiots lol