Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agoWhat is the most useless thing you still have memorized?message-squaremessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11
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minus-squareWHARRGARBL@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoLadies and gentlemen, Hobos and tramps, Crosseyed mosquitoes And bowlegged ants: I come before you to stand behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. The price is free, so pay at the door. There are plenty of seats, so sit on the floor. One bright morning in the middle of the night Two dead boys got into a fight. Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and killed the two dead boys. If you don’t believe me, ask the blind man; He saw everything. Memorized while bored in elementary school
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hobos and tramps,
Crosseyed mosquitoes
And bowlegged ants:
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
The price is free, so pay at the door.
There are plenty of seats, so sit on the floor.
One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got into a fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe me, ask the blind man;
He saw everything.
Memorized while bored in elementary school