• tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    Please take a seat in a Relaxation Pod. A standing Relaxation Pod is available if you do not wish to sit, or a darkened Relaxation Pod if you require to cry. Any time spent crying beyond your 3-and-a-half minute Relaxation Break will be deducted from your salary.

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      So you fucking communist wanna convince me that there are PAID relaxation breaks? What’s next? Paid overtime? Pah!

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    “Out of 90 participants, 85 chose the cubicle with chair, plant and light source and 3 the one with just the chair. The remaining 2 were inconclusive - 1 decided to inspect the plant in the plant + light source room and asked the pot to share its secrets, before taking seat in the cubicle with just the chair. The other vanished from the room and was later found on a bench in the hallway outside the test chamber.”

    “We request additional funds to create cubicles with the missing options of (plant), (light source), (plant + chair) and (chair + light source) to further our studies.”

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      I think it may have been a breastfeeding area, it was in the family bathroom of a mall that’s slated for demo in the next few months

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    The hole in your room is a hole in you.

    You came and we let you in through the hole in you.

    You have always been here, the only child.

    A copy of a copy of a copy.