• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Wolves: “We can hunt and kill humans, we will take over as the apex species! Hey, the food that human is making smells really good… wait, I can have some? You’re just giving it to me?”

    thousands of years later

    Dogs: “We may have fucked up a little.”

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      3 months ago

      On the other hand, wolves had to constantly waste energy fighting their food, and fighting off others that also wanted that food, and fighting off others that want to eat them.

      Meanwhile, domestic dogs have big huge dens keeping them safe from predators, food is just handed to them on silver stainless steel platters, so much more time for play! They hit the jackpot! They’re living in absolute luxury!