• Minarble@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    That’s because Flipper Vance is getting too much attention with all this couch action.

    Anyday now Trump will crack and announce that he had lots of couches back in his day more than anyone and when your rich they let you do it to their couches with tears in their eyes saying thank you sir. Big strong men with big strong couches. Some of them were on the younger side to be sure but they liked the couches as much as I did.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      3 months ago

      I want this to happen to so bad. This is peak “life is absurd” moment.

      A US candidate for President gets so upset that their VP is hogging all the news about a shit post about fucking a couch.

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        3 months ago

        Could happen. He’s been spiraling so hard after Biden stepped aside that he posted a fanfic the other night, in which Biden triumphantly storms the DNC and reclaims the nomination that was “stolen” from him.