When I was an alcoholic I had a screensaver on my old Nokia phone that looked like a clock, but only said 5:00 pm all the time.
That looks like ranch dressing.
It is, in the sketch
Yeah it’s against the law to drink alcohol openly in public in most of the US, but nothing is out of the ordinary if someone’s just chugging a bottle of ranch.
Ranch it up, bro!
legalize ranch
Meanwhile in my house, it’s always beer o’clock… somewhere else.
…but what about weed o"clock?! Amirite, guys? Thank you thank you, for that hemorrhage of applause, I’ll be here all week. I also work weddings, bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras, please contact my manager if you have any inquiries.
Alcoholics don’t care what time it is anywhere.
It’s beer-o’clock somewhere.
buzz me mulatto
doth my nugs bequeath me?
brotendo
