My mischievous side wants to do only one word answers, but my rational side knows they’d probably know how to twist it to fit their narrative

Q: What originally got you into DIY
A: Dave
Q: Dave?
A: Yes
Q: Who’s Dave?
A: Nobody
Q: Would you please elavorate?
A: No
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Q: So have you stopped grooming kids?
A: No… Yes! FUCK!