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MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.
A classic !compoface@feddit.uk
Absolutely DISPERAGED to find the therapy seems to be doing an alright job. Very unhappy with the service, he is telling everyone he "definitely doesn’t recommend how amazingly effective it is, especially since there’s not a kickback for referrals. He HATES it, everyone!
He does not, in any way, still have a micro dork that gives him constant issues. No way, guys. No way.
He just bought a Cybertruck, in fact. It’s amazing. It’s so great. His penis is fine, everyone. It’s not inverted at all when he thinks people are judging his ability to perform. It’s absolutely throbbing, everyone! It’s all great. Go buy a Cybertruck!
There is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
This is some small titty energy.
… It doesn’t hit the same.
Girls with small titties don’t overcompensate by buying land rovers
Does anyone with any particular body characteristic overcompensate by purchasing a land rover or it it just meant to mock them by associating them with something they, and the person making the association, perceive as negative?
I think the idea is that if you feel the need to have a powerful status symbol like a Range Rover or a Porsche then the only explanation is that you just desire the status symbol of “Big Man”. The old joke is then that they feel the need to be a big man because they feel ashamed about something else like having a small willy.
So you’re saying that it’s shameful to have a small penis and it’s OK to look down on people based on their penis size?
That’s the assertion your theory is dependent on.
I know it’s rare to think about things we say often but really try and think about it, it’s a dumb thing to say and continuing it simply because it’s commonly said would be really dumb - not everyone with a small penis is a rage filled monster but forcing these cruel assertions that someone with a small penis is likely to be the sort of loser that drives a Porsche does make it more likely someone with a small penis will fixate on it and suffer social anxiety because of it.
I know fully well that’s the case, that’s why I described it as “the theory” and “the old joke” rather than saying it’s what I think or that I think it’s correct.
Good to hear, then my comment is directed at anyone who uses this excuse or makes such jokes.
the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
Trying to get my head round your logic here, while ignoring your holier-than-thou boringness
You’re saying we persuade people to buy big cars if me mock their penises, or they’re more prone to buy one due to their tiny penis?
He’s saying that a society obsessed by penis size will cause people with small penises to suffer bullying, social stigma and etc which is likely to result in them feeling they have something to prove and acting hyper toxic masculine
Cis men should have their gender dysphoria treated instead of trying to distract themselves with vanity projects like oversized vehicles. Just because you like their body the way it is doesn’t mean you can dictate what they should want. Nothing wrong with a small penis, but that doesn’t mean everyone has to want that.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
Trans women eggs should probably realize they’re eggs and transition (if that’s feasible where they are and if not, go to somewhere where it is feasible) rather than having dysphoria beards, working out stereotypically masculine muscles groups, and acting hypermasculine to cover-up for their insecurities.
Is it usually at this point in the conversation when people excuse themselves and go talk to the cat instead of you? 😂
I am non-binary and have a bit of ED because of hormone replacement therapy, so I decided to be proactive last month and I bought a 2016 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk with about 35k miles.
For maximum effect make sure it’s pristine clean without a molecule of dirt. You should be the only person to ever be transported in it, never take any passengers, and you must park across at least two parking spaces, four if you can manage it.
I’m always uncomfortable cuz ppl on the internet made me think this is body shaming
Not b/c we care about the driver but other guys who are rockin’ le petite weiners
This is the way I look at it. I don’t care if someone is homosexual because honestly no one’s sexuality is my business. However, I mercilessly mock the conservatives who keep getting caught fucking same sex partners because of the hypocrisy.
There’s nothing shameful about a small dick. Use what you’ve got, we’ve all got talents. There is something shameful about feeling so insecure about some aspect of yourself that you’ll get a big ass vehicle that you’ll never get full use out of because you refuse to address your insecurities. The small dick comments are just where we “meet them where they live”.
Hell, I’ve got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. It’s not my main mode of transportation but I do drive it. If I got one of these because someone saw my truck unloaded I’d laugh my ass off. But there are definitely people who feel the need to prove some shit and would clutch all their pearls over a piece of paper from a stranger.
But you’ve invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it’s unlikely to actually be true.
Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.
This is why I prefer to call it small dick energy. You can have a small dick, and have big dick energy. You can have a big dick, and still need to overcompensate, thus small dick energy.
What tf does someone need a 4x4 for in the UK? Roads are too narrow over there to begin with to drive american sized douche-wagons (although my memories are from 2010, kinda doubt that’s changed though)
