• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    5 months ago

    my brother in christ i shower for longer than that every day. I probably spend about half the time shitting and pissing every day. I spend two to three times as long as that eating food so i don’t fucking die.

    I spend HOURS sleeping, every day.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Hey, if you choose to dedicate more time to me than you do say, physical exercise, I’m just more and more flattered.

      It’s nice having fangirls.

      It’d be nicer if they weren’t genocide deniers, but still.

      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        4 months ago

        It’s nice having fangirls.

        it’d probably be nice if they sucked your dick, but unfortunately you’re too much of a cunt for that one to happen :)

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          You wouldn’t believe the amount of times I’ve had to refuse a blowjob, just like you don’t believe that Israel is committing a genocide.

            • Dasus@lemmy.world
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              4 months ago

              “I’m willfully ignoring things put right in front of my face, like the Palestinian genocide”

              Yeah, that’s been my point the whole time, good for you for catching up!