Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
sounds like they spared no expense
LIMITED EDITION GOLDFISH CRACKERS. Alright fuck this, I’m building a guillotine. Fucking hell.
That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard. Even Joey Joe-Joe agrees.
Chilean Sea Bass Crackers
Hmm, sounds fishy.
Patagonian Toothfish crackers. Chilean Sea Bass is itself just a marketing term.
It’s goldfish… for night
I don’t think they need a name change to encourage anyone.
If numbers of consumers have dropped it’s because the little bag went from $1 to $2.50 since 2021. It’s why I don’t buy them any more. I haven’t checked the jumbo carton lately. Used to be $7.
These used to be my go to snack until the price kept skyrocketing and the carton kept getting smaller.
I believe my wife and kids now snack on cheese flavored turtle crackers for this reason. Couldn’t tell you the brand, I think its from Aldi (I can’t eat them so not 100% on the name, but they are definitely turtles)
Bet money they’re at least 10.99 now.
Those cartons are $14 now. Occasionally on sale for $7-8
Definitely a temporary thing to drum up some attention, guys. Stop taking it so seriously. I give it a month at most.
Surely this has to be just a silly temporary marketing stunt like when IHOP changed their name to International House of Burgers. I did see some Franks Red Hot flavored goldfish at the store though, and those are clearly not targeting kids.
It literally feels like an out of season April Fool’s joke. Felt like it would be better if they saved it for April lol
I’ve got a better idea: lower the price and people will start impulse buying them once in awhile again. I routinely see these tiny bags for FIVE DOLLARS. It was not long ago that I’d pass on a 4/$5 deal on them because I treated myself to the same deal two weeks prior
“Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”
That’s not an idiotic joke?
what a terrible idea.
I think it’s just to get some viral marketing, get people talking about it, and it’s working
those things get more disappointing every time i try them
Prime mottheonion material.
