Indeed, liberal conspiracy theories used to avoid devolving into outright absurdity. Nowadays, they’re embracing overtly bizarre and outlandish narratives.
Until this election cycle, the idea that the democrats are always better than the republicans had never been significantly contested and peoples voting blue to block the republicans had been the status quo. But the genocide broke the illusion which subsequently broke liberal’s brains.
I’m just envisioning Trump coming over to Biden’s makeup/prep room, whatever they get, before the debate to say good luck in private and just let him know it’s nothing personal between them. While they’re chatting Biden is getting layers upon layers of makeup caked on and Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe’s water bottle with a tiny bottle of visine eye drops. Just enough to fuck him up and counteract the speedball.
White House Witch Hunt! Lets do it! Lets see what Jill Biden REALLY knows after a week in Guantánamo! I bet the intern that makes coffee is actually Old Man Putin in a rubber mask!
Indeed, liberal conspiracy theories used to avoid devolving into outright absurdity. Nowadays, they’re embracing overtly bizarre and outlandish narratives.
Until this election cycle, the idea that the democrats are always better than the republicans had never been significantly contested and peoples voting blue to block the republicans had been the status quo. But the genocide broke the illusion which subsequently broke liberal’s brains.
exactly
Have you seen the one where they think Putin taught Trump how to poison Biden before the debate?
I’m just envisioning Trump coming over to Biden’s makeup/prep room, whatever they get, before the debate to say good luck in private and just let him know it’s nothing personal between them. While they’re chatting Biden is getting layers upon layers of makeup caked on and Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe’s water bottle with a tiny bottle of visine eye drops. Just enough to fuck him up and counteract the speedball.
And then they kiss
lmao I have not!
blueAnon finally has some banger conspiracies :)
White House Witch Hunt! Lets do it! Lets see what Jill Biden REALLY knows after a week in Guantánamo! I bet the intern that makes coffee is actually Old Man Putin in a rubber mask!