What a bad day to have internet.

    • appel@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      In OP’s defense, it’s kinda hard to tell nowadays if someone’s joking or not. Satire is dead and buried.

      Edit to add: there absolutely is a non zero chance that the guy in the pic literally and purposefully peed his pants, thought that was a flex and subsequently bragged about it on the primary social network for professionals.

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    8 months ago

    This is what I will tell myself if I ever accidentally shit myself. “I just needed some adversity in my life guys!”

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      8 months ago

      Shit yourself in public -> gov thinks you’re insane -> passive income from disability checks

      It’s really that easy guys.

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        8 months ago

        I dare these people to try the disability income lifestyle. If you manage to save you lose disability before you have enough to do anything with it