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Cake day: August 4th, 2023

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  • I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STUDY IS GIVING YOU HELPFUL INFORMATION BROTHER

    SPRITE MIGHT WORK BETTER THAN OTHER SODAS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADDING CAFFEINE TO THE MIX, BUT LESS BAD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS GOOD. CAFFEINE IS A DIURETIC AND CAN EXACERBATE BOTH DEHYDRATION AND HEADACHES, HOWEVER HANGOVER SYMPTOMS ARE ALSO CAUSED BY HIGH BLOOD SUGAR FROM THE BREAKDOWN OF ALCOHOL BY YOUR BODY

    THIS STUDY IS AS SUSPECT AS SPRITES MARKETING STRATEGY OF SHOWING ATHLETES DRINKING SPRITE TO IMPLY IT IS A SPORTS DRINK WITHOUT EVER CLAIMING IT DIRECTLY, AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN THAT WAS PROVEN TO HAVE SPREAD THIS MISCONCEPTION TO THE PUBLIC

    THE BEST CURES FOR HANGOVERS ARE WATER, ELECTROLYTES, PROTEINS, AND PAINKILLERS/ANTIINFLAMMATORIES

    IN OTHER WORDS

    DRINK WATER EAT SOME FUCKIN VEGETABLES AND EGGS AND POP A TYLENOL

    UNLESS ITS SPRITE ZERO

    I GUESS THAT’S FINE IDK
















  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafetoHumor@lemmy.worldShots fired
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    4 months ago

    Unironically linguistic victim blaming, given most of the “loanwords” were French forced onto the language by the Normans. Who were basically just French speaking Vikings anyways.

    Then there there was the Renaissance and Enlightenment obsession with the “Classics” and now you have to say “per diem” instead of “by the day” or “daily pay”