Man flights to Finland are too expensive, got to start a local league
Try convincing people to stay completely naked with other unknown dudes in an extremely hot room
I’m kind of curious as to how the hobbit and lord of the rings were translated into Finnish now
All I can tell you is there’s a lot more fingers in assholes in the Finnish version
Really hope this isn’t fake and gay, and just gay
Remember, it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch. Not gay in this case.
Remember is also not bad if it’s gay. We love our gay brothers.
Wait what?
It’s a 4chan thing where someone answers to a “true story” that it’s fake and gay, just like the “this is a Bangladeshi knitting forum”
No, it’s very real. They even sell rank badges, which are apparently sold out at the moment:
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-cottage-rank-insignia/74244
Sauna Gollum is a delightful Finnish party game. The person chosen as Sauna Gollum goes under the sauna benches to poke the people sitting on them from underneath. The first one to stand up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game among naked friends. Since the game is very demanding, you will start at the candidate stage and work your way to the esteemed Sauna Gollum rank through rigorous training.
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My contribution to the discussion is that the Greek phrase for “(in) my ass”, if said in a hasty/hillbilly way, sounds pretty similar to Gollum. Might even call in to question the true nationality of this game’s visionary inventor.
This is … super gay
Nothing gay about it. It’s just a game you play with a bunch of naked sweaty men in a small room. Saunas are super hetero.
