He’s either violating the laws of physics or he has a clone that lives on the other side of town.

My dog Charlie this morning for reference purposes:

Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 month ago

    Considering the possibility of quantum entanglement, you will have to do it with some very long arms, but I know he will appreciate it nonetheless. And then start scratching at you if you stop. Ever.