- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cafe/post/6125697
Artist: David Revoy
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Just yesterday I noticed how insane proprietary apps on Android became.
- nearly all of these work 90% as webapps through the browser
- the Webapps have some arbitrary limits though, like being partly PC-style only, or having “install the app” buttons everywhere, not allowing to view Videos, etc.
- they have like 10 buttons and settings, dont do client side encryption and generally just do stuff the Webview can do
- they are f**ing 400MB+ big???
Examples:
- Sennheiser Soundcontrol
- TikTok
- X
- …
All proprietary bloated garbage. Updates take literally minutes on them. It is insane, as they should be like 20MB max, as everything is just Webview.
These are as big as Electron apps.
Firefox is ≈ 300MB big. AN ENTIRE BROWSER
“Telemetry”
Most likely use of insanely bloated libraries.
My nearly-bank (until I found out they dont work without Google and their cards are not unlockable for a human being) GLS has an old app, based on some generic banking app banks used in the past “GLS mBank” which is ⅒ of the size of the new, bloated “GLS Banking”.
And they rely on big brother Volksbank, and they depend on another provider “Atruvia” for “security magic sauce” whose proprietary 2FA garbage app “Securego Plus” blocks me when using a VPN, of course without a message.
I hate banks so much.
If the Sennheiser app is just a webpage, how does it EQ my MTW?
To my knowledge the presets are stored in the headphones and you just switch between them. At least with my headphones.
And with the custom settings?
well you see it uses BBQ to BMW the CCTV, and if that doesn’t work it falls back to PNW for sending a VCR request to the MTG
“We noticed a bug in the latest patch where the blade may sometimes fall off. This is unintended and we will fix it in the next quarterly update”
How’d that make it past QA you might ask? Beta testers for things are the QA now. And they often pay for the experience too!
“Wasn’t it built so that the blade wouldn’t fall off?”
“Works on my device.”
people ridicule me for using a spear, but this is why!
none of these forced updates, i just periodically check in with an enchanter to see if there are any new runes, and once or twice per year i take it to a blacksmith for a reforging.
Sure, it’s not quite as fancy and i have to sharpen it myself, but as just demonstrated i don’t even consider swords an option.
