Y’all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.
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You won’t need a coat for much longer
There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call ‘timber’
by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you’ll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them
Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869
the supplies ship won’t make it this season
They’re going to fall off the edge if they go too far
It ain’t got to be that cold, bro.
I’m not cold hearted, but I was born and will die in the tundra.
There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.
Real continents have southern borders.
They have a southern border, but it has a length of exactly 0.
Saying you live in a “remote part of the world” is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere
All those condoms won’t fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.
Snow is fuckin bullshit
I have done a science for you, snow is white and cold while bullshit appears to be brown, warm and so so soft.
The ending of that mystery novel they’re reading.