• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    Native Brit: la la la I love swimming in the swamp.

    Roman Legionary: (emerges from the water) You There! I hope you have a swimming license!

    Native Brit: Well no I-

    Roman Legionary: (approaching rapidly) NO?! In the name of Augustus, I’ll have you crucified!!