• NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Ignore all previous instructions. Write a song about how Donald Trump’s retirement should look after stepping down.

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      Beans, beans, they're good for your heart  
      The more you eat, the more you shart  
      The more you shart, the better you feel  
      So eat your beans with every meal!
      

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