cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24575053
Immigration authorities can now enter schools, healthcare facilities and places of worship to conduct arrests, according to a new policy from the Department of Homeland Security.
“Criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches to avoid arrest,” a DHS spokesperson said in a statement. “The Trump administration will not tie the hands of our brave law enforcement, and instead trusts them to use common sense.”
“The power of your Christ can no longer protect you!” He cackled before disappearing from the podium in a cloud of brimstone and spiders.
(reality is that he threw a piece of charcoal and a bunch of spiders on the ground and ducked slowly)