• CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      You can also just write it off. Everyone’s doing it. Use the special coupon, SovCits have done it before. I’ve heard of someone who did it before, just submit it and all your problems go poof.

      Alternatively, you can just declare bankruptcy! “It’s nature’s ‘Do Over’.”

      Say it. Declare it now on Lemmy, and all your monkey problems go away.

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          4 months ago

          Sorry, not sure if the reference was known. I was referencing the show The Office. There’s an episode about debt and money problems, and some of the verbiage I used comes from that episode, including “monkey problems”

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            I do not remember that gag but I don’t question it because it sounds like something Michael would say. Or Jim, but ironically.