What am I?
(I will answer yes or no to replies. Will post the correct answer after a week, if still unanswered)
A joke. You can crack a joke, tell a joke, play a practical joke in someone, and make a joke.
Agreed
Yes, I came here to post this too. Everyone, pretend like I said it first and am the smartest person in the room.
What a joke
You’ve cracked me
Yes!
A joke is the correct answer.
Safe
A video game.
What do you tell a video game?
To gtfo with those micro-transactions
I read “I can be told” as you the player telling others your experiences in playing.
Man (like, “mankind” man, gender inclusive ykwim).
(I know it’s probably not “right” but it does fit, man can be “cracked” as a synonym for crazy or literally on crack, made through the magic of sex or the mafia, told about or to do stuff and things, and played like a sucker or a fool.)
Good one
A week seems optimistic, this one lasted all of 5 minutes
Got to start on the first rung.
A case
A story.
A joke