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arrow-up1226arrow-down1imageglory to the caffeinelemmy.worldbrawnybunkbedbuddy@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoShe turned the molecules that once formed my ass into her personal replicator coffee rations to teach me a lesson. I might be assless but at least I’m no longer being yelled at. And Im sure the transporter will malfunction at some point & give me someone else’s ass. (In hoping for spandex)
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoBit by bit, piece by piece, she will find her coffee, whatever she has to do! Also, username kinda checks out, a little? 😛
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago(lol) Spicy coffee, she asked for it, for by beans!
She turned the molecules that once formed my ass into her personal replicator coffee rations to teach me a lesson.
I might be assless but at least I’m no longer being yelled at.
And Im sure the transporter will malfunction at some point & give me someone else’s ass.
(In hoping for spandex)
Bit by bit, piece by piece, she will find her coffee, whatever she has to do!
Also, username kinda checks out, a little? 😛
(lol)
Spicy coffee, she asked for it, for by beans!