It’s on Google play for $10 but if you really want to know where I got it, it was a free promotion several years ago when Amazon was doing their weird “Amazon Underground” alternate store or whatever the hell it was.

Same with Knights of the Old Republic. But that’s just it: every decent mobile game is a port.

I haven’t thought about this game since I was in junior high. Wow. I should look into it again since guitar hero and rock band have become so inaccessible. Used guitar controllers going for $150+. Fucking outrageous.

Often the batter contains honey, so it is somewhat sweet, yes. You’re missing out if you’ve never had one.

Go fuck yourself bud

No, it’s just not very good.

Sorry but I don’t play anything past Red Alert 2

What even would be the purpose of such software?

Vitamin R?

Dude what? Peeing outside is the best. It’s my sole motivation for moving out of the city and into the country.

Lorde*

ayo whut

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today

Ok but the 80s had terrible 80s music and awful 80s movies which cancel out all that good shit.

My nearest Costco is 50 miles away.

Xianghua is a top 3 Soul Calibur character fosho

I’ve beat all these games solo all bosses at least twice each and I completely agree with this assessment.

I’ve never owned a PS4 and so had to wait quite a while to play Bloodborne. Even while avoiding spoilers I had seen so much hype about Orphan of Kos and what a crazy hard fight it was. Cutscene starts, I’m getting nervous, Orphan swings on me and I parry him. Wait what? You can parry him? Proceed to beat him first try. Bloodborne parry windows are fucking massive compared to dark souls. I couldn’t believe how overhyped the fight (and really, the entire game) was. Lady Maria was the only boss in that entire game that gave me any trouble. I finished it and went back to dark souls.

I worked in armored transportation for awhile and we did this too when checking bags of money in/out of the vault. I liked to choose a theme like “80s action movies” and see if the other person would pick up on it.

HP laptops are bottom-of-the-barrel trash and have been for at least 15 years at this point. HP will purposely hide screws underneath rubber skid pads and stickers, requiring you, the owner of said laptop, to damage your own laptop in order to open it up. And you will have to open it up, because it is a piece of shit and it will break. But good luck fixing it, because they won’t even be able to sell you the parts you need, presumably because they’re sourced from whatever Chinese factory is the cheapest at any given time. Fuck HP and fuck HP laptops especially.