If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.
Now do WilFred Flintstone
Double fabric bell.
Why would they do that? Are they looking for someone to say “Oh, no. I can’t sir :(”?
Bad management.
There are probably 100k people in the buildings pictured when it was taken and to think every single one of them is dead (hopefully).
Republicans masturbate to the idea of elderly people being denied the basic necessities in life because they were unable to earn enough for a retirement due to the uncontrollable greed of the ultra wealthy.
The boldness to use two commas in the first three words of a sentence.
If you want to be up for snitching on your old timey serial killing relatives, you do you but it’s not for me.
Motorcycle doors are made of puddles of wood.
I called out someone for being on Zoom with their camera set too low so only half their face was showing by calling them Kilroy. None of the 12 people on the call had any idea what I was talking about.
Explaining why he put that many holes in the wall to his wife is going to be a sticky situation.