Because these idiots keep putting services on top of ISP-heavy areas instead of deploying where there is zero competition. I.e., where they could potentially gain actual new business.

Sorry. I’m a little jaded after decades of access to only one viable ISP.

It’s bacteria poop.

Why doesn’t […] get rid of it entirely?

Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.

After the attack on Kyiv’s Ochmatdyt Children’s Hospital, an appalled Russian pilot decided to betray his now-former comrades, Ukrainska Pravda reported.

The man provided Ukrainian military intelligence (HUR) details that helped identify 30 commanders from the Russian heavy bomber division.

Among the information shared were documents from the personal files of senior officers, personal data of Russian military personnel and their families, and most critically, stamped documents from the 22nd Division.

HUR received names and photographs of the commanders in this unit.

Russian forces launched 38 missiles at Ukraine on Monday, eight of which could not be intercepted. The missiles hit civilian targets, including residential buildings and two medical facilities, one of which was the Ochmatdyt Children’s Hospital.

This is the largest pediatric hospital in Ukraine, treating some of the most seriously ill children, including oncology patients.

The Russian attacks on Monday resulted in over 40 fatalities across Ukraine.

Nuts!

Do you think some kids gave him that nickname at a young age and that’s why he’s so mean now?

How do they know it worked/failed.

A lot of answers here, but I think what’s still missing is the most intuitive. The plant that sent the seed doesn’t know, rather its offspring does - by simply surviving. The species as a whole “knows” by whatever works.

I mean, you can but it won’t be there.

I thought the highest honor involved windows?

Probable approximate correctness only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

More info: https://www.mediamatters.org/heritage-foundation/guide-project-2025-extreme-right-wing-agenda-next-republican-administration

I stopped wearing navy blue socks.

It might be 60 to 1 on the number of guns, but they have 2 hands at most.

I’ll do it. But I have to stay anonymous.

With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.

He was arrested for being obtuse.

Hmm. How about an event horizon tat? Any interest?

Pfft, I got it the first time.

The “math” is repeated with horizontal symmetry too; these explanations are the same.

Proper tldr;

Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary in Queensland, Australia, has implemented a new policy prohibiting visitors from cuddling koalas. This decision was made in response to concerns raised by animal welfare advocates and experts about the stress and potential harm cuddling may cause to the koalas. The sanctuary’s management aims to prioritize the well-being and natural behavior of the koalas while still allowing visitors to interact with them in other ways that are less intrusive.

More:

Koalas are naturally solitary animals and are sensitive to stress from various sources, including human interaction. When koalas are cuddled or held by visitors, it can cause stress due to several reasons:

-Koalas are wild animals and may find being handled or restrained uncomfortable or frightening. This can lead to stress responses such as increased heart rate, elevated cortisol levels (stress hormone), and defensive behaviors.

-Koalas spend most of their time sleeping and resting in trees, and they are not accustomed to being picked up or held. Being cuddled can disrupt their natural behavior patterns and routines.

-Improper handling or sudden movements by visitors can potentially cause physical harm to the koalas, such as scratches or other injuries.

-Close contact with humans can also pose health risks, such as the transmission of diseases or parasites between koalas and visitors.

-With koalas already facing threats in the wild, such as habitat loss and disease, minimizing stress and ensuring their well-being in captivity is crucial for their long-term conservation.

(This is satire)

A growing star.

The poor performance and miserable result of this debate is not an indicator the format is bad, it is an indictment of our media circus that has given us these candidates in the first place.

This is proof our system is fucked and I hope to god we don’t “fix” this by going back to letting opponents talk all over each other just to put on a good an entertaining show.