You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

Just for clarification, the map is slightly wrong (or mislabelled) as it takes into account future events (e.g. LA 2028, SLC 2034, French Alps 2030, Milano 2026 and Brisbane 2032)

Clarified, thanks OP!

Michelle Obama was the first white first husband of the US! /s

How big is the program?

Two kilo

Two kilobytes?

Two kilograms

ARE YOU NOT… nevermind it’s too hot for that. Man, I could have a beer instead of this nonsense. Hey Commodus, let’s settle that with some fantasy football, yeah?

Gamers handle that every day, and they’re not protected!

It’s the opossumification of the masses by the Beatles. People went ‘hissssss’ and ‘AAAAAaaaAaa’ before burrowing themselves. Weird times.

I thought it was a tf2 spy cosplay parade.

GENTLEMEN

get driven over

self-centering […] easy to stack up

What is this supposed to mean?

Évidemment qu’elle y croit pas, ça doit faire partie du contrat même.

Ça m’étonnerait que la gauche ait vraiment l’intention de proposer un vrai premier ministrable, de toute façon iel se prendra une motion de censure dans la foulée. C’est pas pour rien qu’ils mettent en avant que des troisièmes couteaux (politiquement parlant, ça ne remet pas en cause leurs compétences), ils veulent pas griller une cartouche importante.

On joue à faire comme si on allait avoir un PM de gauche tout en sachant très bien que ça ne se fera pas. On va à mon avis vers un Valls-like premier ministre ou une bonne dissolution pendant que chaque parti fait mine de jouer le jeu avec des pseudo-propositions de consensus que personne ne peut décemment accepter.

When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

Good thing for Boeing that their civil aviation branch is above suspicion, otherwise it would be very bad. But as long as they look very serious here, I’m sure they’ll continue to deserve all that public money for their big projects, which is obviously great for everyone! /s

Est-ce que ton bureau a servi de prison à un ancien militaire de haut rang français ?

Vaguely? You’re a very kind person, thank you, it’s a very nice quality. Have a nice day.

I don’t have your fortitude, and I think it’s absolutely laughable.

St. George was from Georgia, USA!!! Hence the name, derp. He was a real white Christian like all Americans and he was a soldier in the Confederation, and tragically lost the battle for states rights against the treasonous Union/communists/Nazis while also killing a dragon in Wales. What a mate. A white mate. Not black or brown or even tanned. Very white. Like Jesus the white guy.

Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

Il existe un autre mot pour du travail non rémunéré qui n’est pas librement consenti.

La plus-value ?

Manuel Valls

Oh you’re from NWSEA? Me too! Not from the SW hopefully, everybody there (about 83M people) is a simpleton or a degenerate. I’m from SSE, where it’s a completely different story.

Enfin une bonne nouvelle. Pour les employés bien sûr, mais aussi pour les consommateurs. Personnellement, et sans rentrer dans des détails trop intimes, ils ont toujours été ma marque de préservatifs de référence