Die and Resurrect Hard: Jesus’ Omen, Jesus and the Goblet of Blood and Jesus’ Freaky Adventures in the Women’s Prison, respectively

Eh, the second is a disappointment compared to the first. The third one is great though, Bruce Willis is excellent in it.

Yeah Paris is shit

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

I prefer the soothing “you’re being hysterical”

No that’s Alf. You’re thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.

Mon client Nestlé France a toujours démontré un sens moral irréprochable et un immense respect du public et son innocence ne fait aucun doute. Ces accusations dans l’affaire concernant M. Ghosn…

Ah pardon, j’ai mélangé le dossier avec celui de mon autre cliente Mme Rachida Dati.

Reprenons. Mon client a certes parfois eu recours à du harcèlement, des agressions verbales, participé à ce qui ressemble à de la corruption active et passive, bénéficié de passe-droits indus… Merde c’est mélangé encore, ou pas ?

ending a war in the Middle East

Got a source for that?

Classe. Elle a réussi à même pas évoquer les affaires de Dati. Quel talent.

Plus sérieusement, sacrée colonne vertébrale. Gros respect.

Absolutely no way to predict what would be the temperament of Angron.

Konrad Curze turned out to be a demented psychopath? No way!

And Mortarion? I’m still shocked.

Sounds like absentee dad with extra steps.

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Thank you Legio XIX!

I’ve heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.

Classic pen vs. sword argument.

Is the pen actually mightier than the sword? Try to answer that with a sword through your scapula.

😎

When he continued, asking whom Hannibal considered third, he named himself without hesitation"

You think you’re cool? Think again.

Thanks for the source!

Do we have any witness reports or commentaries of this encounter? It’s the first time I’ve heard of it! Levels of badassery not seen since then I suppose.

Seneca haters unite 😎

“The Emperor has weak hands everyone says so. I have very strong hands, the strongest hands”. This POS I swear on Minerva.

Not so cunning, Mr. Linguist?