either some sort of light or decoration
a rather odd choice given the alternatives
control it from any whuAT!?
that certainly does not sound too healthy. do you also go nr 2 only once a week?
are others here too young to know?
a shitty robot
Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.
poor people’s shoenice
i didn’t talk about cheating
could be pretty much any one of them. is it a reverb? or a distortion/saturation/overdrive?
Whenever someone says “oh my god” i say “you may call me [insert name here]”
They might want you to shower and clean your flat - clear advantage. Disadvantage: you may be expected to tell other interested parties that you can only engage in casual sex, since your heart is already taken. Also: fucking without a heart-on is not as satisfactory as making love.
every compliment can be an insult in the right wrong context
c/UnixPorn
wiggle my tail
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