just a sad trans girl looking for laugh-out-louds

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Cake day: August 15th, 2023

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  • He’s got the vibe of a guy who once lost a pull-up contest and had his ego severely damaged over it. So he went home and trained on nothing but pull-ups for years until he got really good at them. And now he goes around challenging everyone to pull-up contests, insists that pull-ups are the superior form of exercise, crashes school board meetings demanding that kids be required to do a certain number of pull-ups in order to graduate, and advocates for this bizarre idea of tying voting rights to how many pull-ups you can do.

    Like, we get it. You like pull-ups. A lot. You think they’re important. But not everybody does, and certainly not enough to serve as a basis for voting rights.

    He should be happy we don’t have political power tied to some other person’s stupid niche hobby. Like owning real estate.