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shut up, brand
Eh, I’ll let some PR intern talk shit.
This is the most reasonable reaction I’ve ever read. I shall adopt this reaction.
Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.
From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A
Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s…
You mean moonpietown used to be longer?
Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.
No it’s not. It’s the butthole. There’s nothing but shit in it!
Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.
So to explain the shape it is America’s prolapsed colon?
We should have listened to Bugs all those years ago and just cut Florida off the US
i get dibs on california im renaming it chadistan
