Cats can live for 20+ years. Maybe there are a few left that were born in the 90s and are just chilling.
My last cat from the 90’s died 2 weeks ago. He must’ve been the last one. Fucker was ancient so I figured he wasn’t gonna be here much longer, but I figured he’d just go quietly in his sleep like all my other cats did from old age, but he was wailing and agonal for almost an hour before he finally passed and it fucking sucked having to watch it… 😭
Then how do you explain Garfield!?
Immortal
G̵͍̠̼̱̗̹̊̅ḁ̸̻̭͖̎̔͌̽͗̊̊̒́͋̎̐̈́ͅr̶̢͖̳̫̭̩̠͉̻͈̞̻͗̃͗̅̌̚ͅf̶̧̩͕͉̝̦͓͇̥̱͙̭̯̞̰̆̈̑̅̈i̵͇̭̞͂͐͂͂̀̈́͂̇̚͘͠͝͝è̶̯̱͉̬̔̅l̷̡̧͎̘̝̟̃͛̾̃d̴̛̺̫̊̆͂̾̊͌̐͂͋̈́͆̓̈́ ̵̛͈̼̮̭̲̱̩͈̝̰̘̝͖̎̎̀̊̓͗͂̾ͅi̵̧͔̦͎̫͍̠̖͎̺͔͎͋͜s̷̛̰̳͖͚͚̅͛̑̀̏͐͐̅̐̀̓͂̉̽ ̷̢̯̼͍͔̻̣̻͕͕̪̣͛͂͑̅͆́̈̕͜ĭ̸̢̢̼̬̪̈́͌́̔̅̌͋̅̎͘m̷͕̏̃͝o̷̡̻̮̺͖͙̫͋̂̇͐ŗ̵͎̙̤̼́̈͒̆͗̅t̴̟̭̲̦̪͗̑̌͌̀̑̈́̒͊̽͛̀͘͝a̶̤͑́̀̅̀͐͗̏͋͑͛͗ĺ̸̡̢̧͇̩̹̭̜̤̝͕͓̳̜͉̆͐̇̈́̽̇̌̔̚͝
How do you do this? I’ve seen it for years, but never thought to ask before. Lol.
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