🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoAnon lives in Japansh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down117
arrow-up1476arrow-down1imageAnon lives in Japansh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·4 months agoSo… Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 months agoThe latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoDepends on what’s flopping: https://youtu.be/Z_WEP9ZkpS4
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoAlways be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months ago“As im finishing” so he prob already wiped
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoJapanese toilets have bidets. Especially in Shibuya. The timing of knock and standing implies he did not wipe. Otherwise he would have included the 1-2 minutes of washing his butt before confrontation.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoNothing he said suggests he wasn’t using the bidet. Finishing up is all he said. Finishing up could be fixing his clothing.
So… Did he wipe first, skip wiping, or skip the pants all together?
The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.
Depends on what’s flopping: https://youtu.be/Z_WEP9ZkpS4
Always be prepared with your Lance of Shortinus.
“As im finishing” so he prob already wiped
Japanese toilets have bidets. Especially in Shibuya.
The timing of knock and standing implies he did not wipe.
Otherwise he would have included the 1-2 minutes of washing his butt before confrontation.
Nothing he said suggests he wasn’t using the bidet. Finishing up is all he said. Finishing up could be fixing his clothing.