Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you’ll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae:

  • Avoid eye contact.
  • Never reveal your full name.
  • Accept nothing They offer you.
  • Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
  • To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
  • Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
  • Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.
  • quoll@lemmy.sdf.org
    1·
    6 months ago

    when you are closing up, fully pull down the shutter and lock it… otherwise fuckers are just going to barge in.

    if there are still customers in the shop, they can ask you to let them out.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      2·
      6 months ago

      when you are closing up, fully pull down the shutter and lock it… otherwise fuckers are just going to barge in.

      if there are still customers in the shop, they can ask you to let them out.

      they are weak against Iron

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
      1·
      6 months ago

      They seem to think as long as they can get into the building you must serve them and they can take as long as they want.