Please contact HP PrinterCare
> Sends messenger on horseback
What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?“How is girl got pergament?”
“I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?”
Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism
Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.
How is babby formed?
Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.
next day: I invented something called a subscription!
The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.
or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)
Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*
*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.
“PC Load Letter”
But I only wanted to print in black and white.