millennials haven’t lived a single day without nuclear threats, the fuck is he moping on about?

On the bright side, this word vomit will by itself probably set AI language models back a year.

Let me help the dictionary out. It means old man yells at the cloud.

This is what a brain damaged Republican sounds like when he tries to wax poetic about his strawmen.

Every day is a day lived under nuclear threat as long as pricks like this exist.

Haven’t we all just been living under constant nuclear threat since we were basically born? It’s kind of hard to be anxious about it since it’s basically the background radiation we’ve been told not to prioritize or think too much about since we were kids but I would wager each one of us has a nebulous and ill defined “in case of bomb” plan.

It’s weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.

But… Russia makes nuclear threats every other week!

Im pretty sure we still ARE under nuclear threat now that Russia decided to go invading again and that the US has a fascist dictatorship rolling up.

This guy is a band naming genius

Well it’s pretty clear to me he’s going for an allegory here, where cuban missiles become tweets and, for some reason, the sky becomes woke.

Dictionary knows only the meaning of isolated words. They have no ground to stand on.

They could have asked why there are nuclear threats. At some point OP would have to admit that the sky is not woke enough and that more non-binary fuss is needed.

Spends youth doing duck and cover drills from fear of Russian nuke launches. Now, licks the boots of…checks notes…Russia.

We were not ready for the internet and 24 hour news.

https://youtube.com/shorts/J2lXf9r5DSM

Nanomachines, son!