>looking for a new president
>ask RNC booth attendant whether their candidate will start a war with Iran
>he doesn't understand
>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is and what is not war with Iran
>he laughs and says "he’s a good candidate, sir"
>elect candidate
>war with Iran
Why text no green?
Cost cutting measures due to inflation. Green ink is expensive.
classic
Fun fact, this is for the benefit of law enforcement. Your papers have faint tracking numbers printed on, and require the other colors to do it. Is it a good system? Should you send HP hate mail in quantities high enough to ddos them? Will there be a third question? I wouldn’t know
But you can actually buy black and white printers so how does that work?
No it’s the green pixels that cost too much.
in OLED screens the colors wear out over time at different rates, so you may be correct
It’s a good greentext, sir
We need a greytext community where lemmyites make the texts instead of 4chan
Agreed
Colorblind
Colorblind!? Sir, I am sure that text is green. Just like this image of innocuously colorful dots.
Shit I’m colourblind too.
🤣 🤣 I am dead