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- dadjokes@lemmy.world
LaForge: Data, I appreciate that you want to help, but I’m not in the mood for jokes right now.
Data: Did I tell a joke? (pauses, head twitches) Oh. Oh dear
Data: in this case, the word “joke” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
He’s just exercising his right to poke fun at his friends
Data becomes a dad.
Cut to LaForge explaining to a nurse how he broke his hand punching Data in the face for the third time this week. O’Brien is in the background, he fucked up his shoulder again on the holodeck, Crusher could just permanently fix it but instead goes for a very mild painkiller and tells him to not be a bitch.
“Let’s just make sure this never happens again.”
Removing and reformatting the ‘Dad Jokes’ subroutine