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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

Roomba

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Roomba

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Boomba?

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    3 months ago

    A foot is not going to activate that.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      3 months ago

      Oh look at mister sexy over here that doesn’t even weigh 900 pounds.

    • tal@lemmy.today
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      There are two potential causes for that.

      First, inability to exert enough pressure to trigger the device. That can be resolved by duct-taping an anti-personnel mine to the top.

      Second, because it’s easy to avoid. That can be resolved by duct-taping a Roomba to the bottom. Once your minefield is tearing around bouncing off random surfaces, it becomes a lot more exciting.

      Most problems can be solved with duct tape.

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      3 months ago

      Reminded me of this picture from a satirical book called käsimiehen sotakirja(handman’s warbook)

      -camouflage the mines -test that the mines do not trigger from weight under 150kg as shown in the picture

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    Can you send a video showing it works?

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    But it’s an anti-tank mine!

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      3 months ago

      Amazing

  • lemmus@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Roombomb

    • stangel@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Boomba

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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    3 months ago

    Sudzhaba! (pronounced SUHD-see-BAH) So on-brand, so marketable, you’re welcome, it’s my IP.

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