• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      How about I’M in charge? Everybody gets all the rights. Nobody has to work anymore. And we make sure this bacon shortage that I keep hearing is approaching, where pigs are going to go extinct, never happens. We’re gonnna make those pigs fuck, and make more pigs, and when they die, we get bacon, and we’ll make their offspring fuck other pigs, and make their own offspring, and eventually THEY become bacon.

      Basically, bacon regeneration is my number one goal here. Fuck money. Fuck power. Eat bacon. Shut up.