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Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
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Using just toilet paper is like if a bird shit on your arm and you used toilet paper to wipe it off. There’s still shit on your arm - you’re still dirty and need to wash it off. Bidets are really superior in every way.
Portable bidets are great for work!
With my pocket bidet, pocket pussy, pocket watch and pocket knife, I’m officially pocket-challenged.
https://www.humangear.com/shop/p/bidettoob
This one is cheaper and probably easier to use base on nozzle design.
Doubles up as a water bottle w/straw included!
What an amazing day to have eyes.
Yeah that don’t track. I poop on company time and walk away with a pampered butt thanks to my bidet. Feels fantastic and clean.
I think they mean when they’re in the office
Exactly. Unjustified RTO is basically a crime against humanity.
And our buttholes!
I relate to this on such a deep level. I really dread using any toilet that doesn’t have a bidet now. I can’t figure out why they aren’t everywhere . It has to be better for the environment.
Imagine the filth in your average public restroom.
Now imagine if they were all designed with powerful fountains that spray water up and out of the device if not intercepted by an anus.
I’m pretty sure “this is why we can’t have nice things” is true in this case, just pre-emptively.
