It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    8·
    5 months ago

    Granted. You are now spending less quality time with your dog. Your dog now knows you don’t want to spend time with him, and feels betrayed that you used an entire wish for it. Over time, you drift apart, and your dog stops loving you.

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    5 months ago

    Granted. The dog is caught and put in the pound and you are fined $250. He also defended himself against a chihuahua and you are due in court next month for a trial that will decide if the dog is euthanized and the financial implications of the trauma and damages caused by your dog “mauling” an innocent dog 1/10th his size while he was irresponsibly let loose roaming the streets.

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Granted, dogs can now walk themselves… on two feet. Now bipedal, they quickly adapt and overthrow humanity. They decide to keep humans as pets. Your dog now takes you out for walks and grumbles about how much easier it would be if you could just walk yourself…

    • henfredemars@infosec.pubOPEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      Not the worst outcome in the world! Definitely would be a shocker, but I feel like my dog loves me back and would take good care of me as a pet.

        • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          I don’t know where you live, but we shouldn’t get too high and mighty. Pigs are of similar intelligence, and the consumption of pork is more widespread than that of dogs.

          (Bacon and ham are so tasty though…)

  • DeprecatedCompatV2@programming.devEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Granted, your dog leaves home and becomes a local celebrity for walking himself. He shares none of the fame and fortune with you, yet you’re still on the hook for his housing and food expenses anyway.