I grew up in an evangelical community, and Trump fits the exact definition and description of the anti Christ that we were given, even down to his ability to fool Christians into following him.
I mean, the book of Revelations is indeed a prophecy.
The death cult got their Anti-Christ back! The rapture is back on schedule.
Who knew the prophecy of the apocalypse was self fulfilling
I will never understand Christians, we could have heaven on earth if we fucking built it, but they would rather destroy the world because of their fairy tale book
If thereās a hell theyāre all going there.
Mark 13:6 - Many will come in my name, saying, āI am he!ā and they will lead many astray.
Pornhub 6:9 - Many will come in my face, saying āIām Batman!ā and they will lead Christopher Nolan astray
I believe Trump, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. So I do believe a prophecy is being fulfilled, although not one worth celebrating.
So God let him lose in 2020, but then decided he wanted him to back in 2024? God is pretty undecisive for an all mighty and all knowing kinda dude.
Nonono see God both has total control but also loses to Satan at the same time. Doesnāt make sense? Something vague about free will!
See, god has total control, knows everything and is the ultimate good. Sounds like something that canāt be true when the world is the way it is? Well, someone very clever has found the perfect solution that explains everything: God must be extremely stupid.
Especially for a guy with a āDivine Plan.ā Did God have to change his plan? For Donald Trump?
Of course that God had to change his plan to accommodate an higher being than himself.
oh you mean god god man.
The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?
I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that Iād probably believe itās actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin withā¦
Thereās the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos
13:3:
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
Thereās an entire website dedicated to relating each passage in the bible about the antichrist to trump. I donāt remember what the site was, but a quick google search should get the result.
Iāve seen it and itās damn convincing, pun intended š
That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!
Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!
I have some bad news for you about several Olympic eventsā¦
How does one doom preps? Chainsaw, shotgun, green armor?
No, thatās Christmas.
It does have grifters trying to ācrack a codeā in the bible. This āprophecyā is based on one of those griftersā prophecy.
So not all Doomsday prophecies were wrong! š®
Prophecy, you say?
Honestly? Wynn didnāt sell Bajor out to the Cardassian Empire.
She did attempt to hand it over to the pah-wraith tho.
And?
Pah-wraiths are Bajoran.
Make Bajor Great Before/Always!
If things are going my way, itās Godās prophecies (as interpreted by me) fulfilled.
If things are not going my way, itās God punishing us for not doing things my way.
Also: if a natural disaster hurts people I donāt like, theyāre being punished by God. If it hurts me, God is just testing me.
Name one of the ten commandments Trump hasnāt broken challenge [impossible]
I think he hasnāt broken the fifth
āHonor your father and your motherā
I think he hasnāt killed anyone, but then again what happened with Covidā¦
You break that one if you get angry at someone
Arguably heās done that one over and over in his speeches, and with the Central Park Five, and with the other people Iām sure heās fantasized about killing over the years.
Thatās the thing- Murder starts in the heart with anger. Itās the attitude of murder thatās sinful in general. Same with lust being the start of adultery.
Aha! Thatās the second coming?
Indeed, a prophecy fulfilledāMaelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether youāre a failed one or not.
My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.
Wretches.
Oh yeah. This is the sort of stuff that will be in the news all the time from now on. Itās pretty crazy already, but just remember what it was like during the pandemic. We were so deep in crazy town that nothing was considered surprising any more.
If you are looking for self-centred, gullible people who think that the status quo is to their benefit go to your local church.
True. Or the DNC headquarters.
