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      13 hours ago

      That office should be in the Psych ward though not OB but i guess if you’re that much of a cunt it becomes hard to classify

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    When fetuses’ hearts misbehave, they get put in Fetal Heart Custody until after the fetus is born.

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      Wait, is goober slang for vagina somewhere? In the us south it’s just peanuts, and occasionally a kid friendly term for a silly person. I can imagine it being used as a term for a penis and/or balls, but ive never personally heard it.

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        We need to make it slang everywhere!!! Now!

        It needs to become so standard that one day an old man will call his grandson a goober and the whole family will be mad at him. He somehow missed the memo.

        Also, later seasons of the Andy Griffith show will be up to 100x as funny.

        People will be watching this old show and then suddenly the goofy vagina character shows up as a permanent resident.

        I love this.