m_f@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoThe Prisoner's Trolley Problemmamidwest.socialimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up11.35Karrow-down111 cross-posted to: trolley_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up11.34Karrow-down1imageThe Prisoner's Trolley Problemmamidwest.socialm_f@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square147fedilink cross-posted to: trolley_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareholycrap@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·5 days agoWhich relative is on the track and which in the trolley?
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-25 days agoYour hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?
minus-squarevoracitude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 days agoDon’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agocut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoSplit the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoIt says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.
Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?
Your hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?
Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.
Easy there Solomon
cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin
Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.
It says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.