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Most commonly by the geographic area one lives in or has ties to. Otherwise, some people like to choose a team that wins a lot or, on the opposite side, an “underdog” team that never wins.
Yup, that’s me. I grew up near Seattle, so the Mariners and Seahawks are my teams for baseball and football. I got into soccer after I moved to Utah and the Sonics left Seattle, so Real Salt Lake and the Utah Jazz are my teams for soccer and basketball. We didn’t have a hockey team growing up, so I went for the Vancouver Canucks for hockey, but now I’m going for the Utah Hockey Club.
I used to really like the As because of Moneyball, and if I’m watching a game with other teams, I go for the underdogs (e.g. for the Premier League, anyone other than Man U, and I’m partial to Arsenol because they have a cool name).
First step is to forgo a distinct personality.
The correct answer is “the team they first win as in a video game about the sport”.
A runner up is “Coolest animal” chosen for mascot. (And no, if a team does not have an animal for a mascot, it is not a viable option. Sorry, thems the rules)
I don’t really give a flying fuck about team sports. They tend to bore the hell out of me.
So, depending on the event, when I’m being social and don’t mind playing along with sports talk, I’ve picked teams to tell people that I pretend to be a fan of. I’m honest about it, I say up front that I’m not a big sports fan, and that I don’t really care about any team, but I’ve picked some for the fun of talking about it.
I pick them by mascot most of the time. Currently, my top team is the Baltimore Ravens for US football. The Cardinals for baseball. I flipflop between the Hornets and the Bulls for basketball. I don’t run into enough hockey or soccer/football fans to have picked a specific team in either for the US options, though I say I support Arsenal for all other soccer. Why? When I looked up teams, it was the first I ran across.
Any suggestions for a hockey team? I’m open to anything with a cool mascot, or nice uniforms. I won’t give a flip about it in reality, but I promise I’ll watch them and cheer when it’s on.
If it’s your city’s/country’s team, has historically been your family’s team, there’s a player you particularly like or there’s something special that makes the team stand out (eg I support Chivas/Guadalajara becuase they only hire Mexicans). It has little to do with sports, tbh. I know very few people who support a sports team on its sporting merits alone and they’re all insufferable.
A fascinating discussion when you live in the arse end of Ireland and discover that most people are fans of this team or that team… all of which are English.
A lot of people here in New Mexico are fans of Texas teams, which is odd because mostly we hate Texas.
A lot of people just choose the closest team to where they live. But I consider that boring and unoriginal. This is different if it’s your actual city though. Then it’s just city pride. You have to go with it.
As a New Yorker I chose the Miami Dolphins because it’s my dad’s team and I grew up around aqua and orange. Also most Buffalo people come off as obnoxious dicks that like to break tables like frat boys and I don’t want to be around them.
Other options could be as simple as I like their jerseys. They look cool. Because you will most likely wear the jersey eventually.
