I don’t really give a flying fuck about team sports. They tend to bore the hell out of me.

So, depending on the event, when I’m being social and don’t mind playing along with sports talk, I’ve picked teams to tell people that I pretend to be a fan of. I’m honest about it, I say up front that I’m not a big sports fan, and that I don’t really care about any team, but I’ve picked some for the fun of talking about it.

I pick them by mascot most of the time. Currently, my top team is the Baltimore Ravens for US football. The Cardinals for baseball. I flipflop between the Hornets and the Bulls for basketball. I don’t run into enough hockey or soccer/football fans to have picked a specific team in either for the US options, though I say I support Arsenal for all other soccer. Why? When I looked up teams, it was the first I ran across.

Any suggestions for a hockey team? I’m open to anything with a cool mascot, or nice uniforms. I won’t give a flip about it in reality, but I promise I’ll watch them and cheer when it’s on.