While I would honestly prefer this to our current situation, I vote we Europeanize things instead. Single continent North American Union, but instead of 3 meganations, we instead go fully independent for each state in the us and Mexico, and each province in Canada. But with free travel between the new, much smaller nations. Let’s see how fast these conservative ass states who love to boast about their fucking fiscal responsibility last before collapsing and getting a bailout that requires they start offering fucking healthcare.
I have my doubts that a Republic of Sinaloa and the Grand Dutchy of Jalisco are going to work out.
There would likely need to be some reordering in the build up to The Great Dissolution and New Unionization
Good idea, only a tiny correction: North America goes down to Panama and includes the Caribbean.
But the EU doesn’t include all of Europe as well, so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep Ohio independent, like a fucked up Switzerland
We’ll just go to war with Michigan again if that happens
I like how the Carolinas are Canadian. It’s like the map maker knew they’re too racist to even try giving to Mexico.
They’re going to have a great time with the deep south and the sun belt, though. We got the better end of this deal, even if the level of new population means we basically are going to be America again.
A Knights Tale!
For a second I was wondering why Manitoba got to absorb so many states.
Who gets Hawaii?
Hawaiians
Sounds good!
Ghost of the royal family
Proud new Canadian checking in!
I live in Kansas City. I would love this outcome. We’d be that Tijuana of Canada.
Hold on. Why does Mexico get the worse part of the USA?
They need the Carolinas for the full set.
Cede Florida to Cuba!
In 2020 election, GOP said Biden would do this because he’s a communist. But they only said this in Miami. Blue margin for Miami was successfully diminished by Cuban vote, and FL was no longer a swing state.
Cede the entire area to a new “national park” a park the size of the Old United States.
Else, combine Baja and California to California Grande.
California Grande.
We need this.
except NO humans allowed at all
Why not Canexico? Or Mexida?
I’d settle for Earthanadexico
Wait, Why is Maryland White? Somebody take Maryland damnit!
Either way I get affordable healthcare, then it’s either tacos or poutine, and I’m NGL I could go either way on that.
This wouldn’t be so bad for new england
A more realistic map may be blue, and blue if right option/candidate, contiguous regions of US joining Canada, and the more common pre-election GOP threat of remaining US invading Mexico and then assimilated into red US.
Where’s the Gulf of the United States of America though?!
