I would apply do my absolute best to get the job as if I’m really excited about the opportunity, let them make plans and stuff then just not show up.

If they call, me screaming that I need to look after their kids so they can go on vacation, that’s when you start negotiating a price, since you have literally nothing to lose, even if they “fire” you that’s still a positive.

Update: the kids and babysitter are gone and the rent for the room is late. Cops wont even foot the internet bill, I cant believe I let them be the ones to investigate this

Certainly people are chomping at the bit for such a position!

I read that a few times thinking they meant the rent was normally that amount and the live in baby sitter wouldn’t have to pay it. That would count as their pay. Still a stupid idea but… Yeah as it’s wrote, wtf?!

The only sort of people who would accept this deal are the ones you don’t want near your children.

Yeah, that tracks for Lakewood.

Then this guy shows up.

“Pay us to live in our house, bathe with us, and watch our kids.”