🤣 thanks Seagoon

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Thirded.

Google Maps vs Royal Parade

what happened to embossed text after decades of it

It got enshittified. :(

Defeats the whole purpose of chatting and reply at your own pace type of support.

Wife: “why did you buy three 5pk of Ferrero Rocher instead of a 16pk?”

Me: “because a 5pk is $5, while the 16pk is $18”

Wife: <shocked look on her face>

Yeah usually the pricing structure is the other way around lol.

I accidentally taught all three of our cats their names were “sit”.

“sit”. All three stop whatever they were doing and comes running to me, demanding for food.

Oooh bringing a drill to a coconut fight.

We’ve gotten it from a few vendors over the months, like from Queen Vic market, Footscray, and most recently yesterday in Springvale Central.

My wife otherwise thinks they’re all not fresh - it lacks the taste of when the young coconut is opened freshly chopped down from the tree. I thought it’s so sweet it’s almost artificial.

In my wife’s home town home we have a rather large heavy knife. A few well placed hits is all it takes to get the water.

😅

I’ll see how long it takes her to open one from the mostly-original state next time we’re in the kitchen.

A major difference between my wife and I:

• I spent 10 minutes banging a wooden spoon on a standard kitchen knife trying to open a coconut. I give up after the wooden spoon disintegrates, the coconut still closed.

• My wife comes into the kitchen and swings the same knife at the coconut a few times. Less than a 30 seconds later, we have access to coconut water.

How to jump start a neighbour’s Ford Focus with the key-opened bonnet :

Step 1: Try to open the bonnet.

Step 2: With their friends, in total four of us, take turns repeating step 1 while watching YouTube.

Step 3: Celebrate too hard after finally spending almost 2 hours getting the damn bonnet open … and helplessly watch as they accidentally smash the windshield with said bonnet.

Step 4: Connect batteries, start car, warn neighbour fuel is at 5%, pray that they have enough to gain enough charge to restart after refuelling.

Step 5: Bitch about the problem.

Ordered. Thanks imoldgreeeg.

As a cat slave, I don’t really have a choice here.

Which suburb you in?

@just_kitten - My wife passed her exam too thanks to Rowan.

On another note, TIL that the smooth stop Rowan taught me in the first hour is called the Limousine Stop.

So the DT’s general concensus is to grab a Bosch [washing machine]. This is the cheapest Bosch from a reputable-looking vendor that I can find.

Will order later today for a delivery hopefully some time next week.

Yep.

-hugs-